Sunday, May 28, 2006

Don't Buy Pepsi in the New Can





Subject: DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!

Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the
Pledge of Alle giance on them.

However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge,

"Under God."
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone.

In that case, we don't
want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!

So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended
when they don't receive our money that has the words

"In God We Trust" on it.
HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?





Tuesday, May 23, 2006

College sucks

Met with the director of my PhD program today and complained about my advisor. The guy just nodded, pretended to listen, and then said he needed to hear the other side of the story. I'm not too thrilled with all of this. I am pissed. I truly would like to finish my degree but, on the other hand, I am just totally annoyed by this whole situation.

I am ready to just quit. The dude even said "maybe you're bidding my time until {Insert my advisor's name here} dies or something." Isn't that freakin' moronic??????

Bad movies suck

I saw SILENT HILL last week and I was so disappointed. I've seen porn with better actors than this movie. It totally sucked. The freaky lesbian cop lady freaked me out. There were holes in this film bigger than swiss cheese and I wasted my money.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

FileWire.com - Got Files? Get 'Em Wired!

FileWire.com - Got Files? Get 'Em Wired!

So I found this while surfing earlier today and thought it was pretty cool. You can upload files for free onto the Internet. Then download them from whereever. I know people who maintain online FTP servers, but a lot of people don't know how to make them so you can use this free website very easily.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

tramp stamp

Did you know tattoos on the small of women's backs are called TRAMP STAMPS?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Chris voted out

I am officially boycotting American Idol forever. I am so pissed Chris was voted out that I am done watching. Totally. Elliot and Taylor are asses and can burn in Hades with Persephone.

I've downloaded music for years now, and I cannot tell you the last time I bought a CD BUT I WILL BUY CHRIS' CD!!! I WILL and I will listen over and over and make sure he gets me 10cents of whatever portion he will get.

Damn heartattacks

My friend died in November. His heart gave out and that sucked. I think I overreact a lot and bend things out of perspective but then I wanted to go to this training today, and then the dude had a heartattack. I bet he'll live, but after a quadruple bypass and me missing the damn training.

I went out to lunch with the wife and bit the shit out of the side of my tongue! I hated it! It was the same spot I bit like three days in a row.

So I hit a movie this afternoon. I went to see SILENT HILL and it sucked, a lot! I hated it. There's better acting in a porn! Seriously, and I still don't even know what happened in the end. Crap. Pure crap.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Tom Cruise sucks sweaty goat balls

Yesterday I pulled my Entertainment Weekly from the mailbox. Tom Cruise was on the front cover. I don't even know if I want to read it AT ALL EVER. I am almost ready to cancel my subscription totally. Why do they have to put HIM on the cover? I am totally disappointed. Now I've seen some bad Entertainment Weekly covers, but I was never forced to pay for a magazine with someone I hated on the front of it.

I think he's an egotistical maniac who needs to burn in hell RIGHT NOW. He's completely crazy and I cannot believe KATIE Holmes had his bastard child. (Not, Kate mind you, KATIE!). Suri? I don't dig the name and my father-in-law would freak out because it's not "white" enough but give me a break. Can you imagine growing up and thinking some actor is hot and then when he (or she) is middle aged you meet them, then screw them, then have his or her love child and maybe get married. That's like doing your sibling. It's weird. It's unnatural.

I hope MI 3 bombs because of his craddle robbing, couch jumping antics.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The one where I come back to the dark side

Didn't update this in sometime. We're working on the house and trying to get that in order. When I moved here I thought I'd be back home after a couple of years and now all of a sudden it's been seven years and we're pretty set in our ways. A few months ago we thought we'd like to move, perhaps further south, perhaps closer to work, but then we walked around the block on evening and realized that we liked where we live. We just didn't like stuff about it, stuff we could fix. So we started to fix that stuff. Much if it will cost a lot of money, but if we do a little at a time we should be ok.

Sorry I don't write as much now. I've been traveling a bit and doing some digital imagining and such. And of course spending time with the family.

So I wrote a few months ago about schooling and how I am sick of my degree work and how I just want to quit, and I think I will. I am to the point where I just don't want to do it. My friends tell me it'll loom over my head for the rest of my life, but I am just so unhappy and depressed every time I think about researching or studying. I bet if I had to attend class weekly that it'd be better, but I really don't know for sure.