Monument to Pro Life

If you want to puke all over your entire existence, click me.

So some freak in New York made the ugliest statue that could ever exist of the freakiest freak, Britney Spears, giving birth to that rejected dejected abnormal freak of a kid that crawled from her corrupted and defiled nether regions. I dare you. Click above.

Condoleezza Rice SUCKS

Condoleezza Rice President 2008.

I cannot believe this shit. Forget it! I don't want you anywhere near that place! Want to see me move to Canada?

Bill Maher

We went on a 6 hour road trip this past weekend and on the way home my wife asked if I wanted to listen to the Bill Maher book New Rules. I expected her to want to listen to some CD that I had heard a billion times before, so it really was something refresh. I wholeheartedly agreed and we ended up listening to the entire book on CD. It was rad. It energized me, and it made me angry for what America has become. And I was excited to listen to this since I had been invited to a friend's house in the fall to watch one of his videos, too. I am going to get more soon.

Comps

I am trying to get these damn things done. I even took the girl to daycare a few days this week so I could work. I just feel lost but I am enjoining the reading and researching, but I don't feel like I have focus. And I am too damn gregarious to sit alone all day. Damnit. Well, another day of research tomorrow. And then back to the grind stone. We will see how things go. Just an update for y'all.

Way Out Auctions

Way Out Auctions

So this is just the goofiest place I've been today, and believe me, I've done some massive surfing in the last few hours. Ever search Ebay just to find a bunch of junk? I have. Now you can use this website to do the searching for you.

Check out this hunk, Eighteen inches ain't got nothin

My mother sent me this photo just the other day, and I was confused. My brother just got back from a trip across the country that ended in a one way flight home (which I will tell you about elsewhere). So I thought he took this pic in Nevada in some casino or maybe someone took it of him, but it's not. It's a mural in a pisser at an all women af agency. Haha.

My computer sucks my ass

So I am totally pissed at my computer. Now don't get me wrong, until recently I praised Toshiba laptops to Heaven and back, but come on! November it crashed. I don't really think it's been working right since then. The Geek Squad are idiots and can't get their head out of their ass to figure out it's a hardware problem, not software (which they always blame the user for). So since I got it back two weeks ago (after sending it away a few times to CA) it's been acting goofy if I try to wake it up from standby. Today it finally just said I am done with you and gave me a DLL Kernel error, so the good ole Internet people say to use your recovery disk to get the thing fixed but I can only get that to recover the damn laptop. That wouldn't be so bad if I did a backup lately, but imagine not having your laptop work for months then you get it back, and you got a shitload of work to do, so you do it all, then it crashes again. Damnit. I set up a new blog since then and have a ton of info for that, my password lists, emails sent to me from all of my new companies, and now nada. Nothing. I'm on Spring Break now and sitting here twiddling my thumbs.

But then you ask "but, Dylan. How are you typing this blog message to your true solitaire devotee." And I answer you, true solitaire devotee, I am using my wife's Toshiba laptop that likes to crash and turn off whenever it wants. The same one I've kept telling her for about a month now to take to the Geek Squad so it too can migrate to the wild waters of the Pacific to the Geek Squad mothership for them to run their mojo on it. Of course so far it's not crashing, and I can read the bad reviews Heather Armstrong and Jason Kottke got from SXSW's keynote yesterday and shake my head at all the dorks out their that just don't get her they way I get her.

So back to sitting with the kid, doing nothing, waiting for the wife, so I can scrounge the office for that damn XP Pro disk that I've misplaced since shoving every piece of anything not detrimental into our office recently in an attempts to make the entire house as kid friendly as an empty baby crib.

More later from some other computer somewhere else. Of course those iBooks look better and better like the frigging Energizer rabbit.

Oscars, J Lo's BROWN Forehead, and other fun stuff

So I am freaked out by J Lo's brown forehead at the Oscars and it'd be fun if she read this. I know Crash won because it's an ensemble piece and they needed to reward everyone, but why didn't Brokeback get the cinematography Oscar? And then there's the John Williams' snub this year. Who knows. Sorry this is taking a back seat... it's almost spring now, and there're a ton of things to do. The house is clean and all is well, but I am still stressed out.