Tom Cruise sucks sweaty goat balls

Yesterday I pulled my Entertainment Weekly from the mailbox. Tom Cruise was on the front cover. I don't even know if I want to read it AT ALL EVER. I am almost ready to cancel my subscription totally. Why do they have to put HIM on the cover? I am totally disappointed. Now I've seen some bad Entertainment Weekly covers, but I was never forced to pay for a magazine with someone I hated on the front of it.

I think he's an egotistical maniac who needs to burn in hell RIGHT NOW. He's completely crazy and I cannot believe KATIE Holmes had his bastard child. (Not, Kate mind you, KATIE!). Suri? I don't dig the name and my father-in-law would freak out because it's not "white" enough but give me a break. Can you imagine growing up and thinking some actor is hot and then when he (or she) is middle aged you meet them, then screw them, then have his or her love child and maybe get married. That's like doing your sibling. It's weird. It's unnatural.

I hope MI 3 bombs because of his craddle robbing, couch jumping antics.