Like the Great Wall of China, just go ahead and destroy my personal space

So I am at work and my class is sitting in the computer lab and all of a sudden there’s this mass of people descending upon the library to find a new life partner on MySpace or to email each other in broken French. The librarian has warned me of such and put up a large placard so no one would enter and break the sanctity of me reading Dooce while my kiddies write research. But they begin to walk around the sign, so I shove something else in there way so they cannot just walk in unaware. Of course they then decide they’re going to crawl over my belongings like they’re scaling Kiliminjaro with no regard for the sanctity of public education whatsoever.

Gimme a friggin break.

“There’s a class in here! Do I need to build a titanium wall, install a humungous lock, and install blinky Vegas lights all over the entrance to the lab!"