Is your family as dysfunctional as mine

I pissed off the sister recently who thinks she's moving to Pittsburgh because I expressed concern for her well-bring-not-stressed-out-ness. Of course her current city is way too expensive and maybe some people should always live in Pittsburgh while others should never return. I guess we will see which is which sometime soon perhaps.

As for my brother, my mother and I have taken to talking in code when it comes to him. For our own sake and those subpoenas. So we will see where he ends up and what he ends up doing. As far as I know he's driving in a big black truck across the country to stay with a lawyer for an upscale expensive well-known ski resort where his oldest friend and former love of his life who has since moved to a seedy town in California will marry the man she met working in a bookstore who we always didn't like. Perhaps he will come his niece, too. She thinks her pet monkey that he gave her is an absolute gas.