When your ferret wanks off, for the love of Pete, Do NOT interrupt him!

One of these days my family will petless. Until then I will pay as much as it cost to have my first born on kenneling the animals. So today I go to pick up the ferrets from the kennel and the nice young kennel lady asks us to join her in a small room where dogs and cats pee on a small table as waist height so you can get it all over the very front of your pants at crotch level. This lady proceeds to tell us that she thought one of our ferrets caught his foot on the edge of the wire mesh cage, but she went to investigate, they realized that it was not his foot at all. It was something else, she said. Then it got very silent. Almost immediately my wife doubled over laughing while this woman’s face turned redder and redder. I immediately shouted “It was his penis?! His Penis? It was caught???????” She got redder. I spoke louder. My wife laughed harder.

She assured us that he was fine and things are ok for him. My wife didn’t have the heart to tell her that we’d caught him wanking his Georgy (not to be confused with the turtle) on other occasions. We just never ever understood if one should stop a ferret when they’re doing this or let him finish. I suppose it’s polite to allow him to finish in private. I suppose the kennel lady caught him unawares.