Head Banging

My daughter has her fourth ear infection since she was born. As we've been pouring medication down her gullet she's been sniveling and snotting all over the place. Through her misery, she continuously flips her head backwards.

Tonight, Me: Stop! Don't bang your head backwards!

[Insert her flipping her head backwards as fast and as hard as she can, again.]

Me: No, no. Don't bang your head! We're not a head banging family! Do you see me dressed in leather?