Katie Holmes baby news

Ok I am completely baffled. Perhaps I really didn't care about the whole Ashton Kutcher / Demi Moore fiasco because I don't care about Ashton and Demi hasn't been hot since One Crazy Summer and I wanted to vomit when I saw Striptease, but come on. Tom Cruise??! Katie, what're you thinking? I remember the first time watching Dawson's Creek in 1999 after grad school one evening and being hooked from then on. I wanted that girl next door and always had. When I was little I made imaginary friends... one was a boy, one was a girl. Did I wonder if I was bisexual? Nah, I didn't even know what that meant then. But I did not know I wanted some girl to climb into my room who lived next door, and then we had Elisha Cuthbert who every raging hormone teen went to see play a porn star who moved in next to a dork like all of us. But back to Katie Holmes. I remember my wife wanting to whoop my butt when I bought The Gift, which had her in nothing but her panties, and I remember all those stupid email spam pop-ups promising naked celebs, but why Tom Cruise? He's much older than you and was popular in the last generation. Why does he get to ruin it for us all? Perhaps Katie was eating her frosted flakes one morning before third grade and saw a rerun of Risky Business and learned what a woman was at that moment, and knew she had to have Him, and no one else. Or perhaps Tom signed a pact with Lucifer, or was given the gold egg by the giant at the end of some rainbow. Who knows, but Katie, come on. Give us all back our fantasies and come to your senses. Don't let this wild and crazy and old and so last decade movie star steal you from our shared emotional memories. Of course, he got you pregnant out of wedlock. Great idea on your part, that shows your true brilliance. Did you think your career was sucking that badly that you needed this crappy press?