16 year olds wanna buy a Nissan pick up ? Plate # 039 BCG

I was going to title this "16 year old sluts" but I figured that would pick up some web searches that I may not like... ooops I did it anyway, which reminds me of that slutty Brittany Spears who should go to hell on a Palahniuk human fat greased stripper pole. Yuck. My world would be better without her stealing air from the rest of us. I am sorry that no-name kid is a product of those two.

So here's to the real reason I'm here. I went to IHOP for breakfast and a Nissan pickup careened around the front of the parkinglot before slamming into the empty parking space near the front where my wife was about to park. It doesn't matter that my wife is carrying my 15 pound 6month old daughter and all her stuff, or that my mother has some congenital hip slash back slash ankle problem and cannot even walk... So these two little hookers get out of their non-descript grey pickup and saunter past us waiting on the curb and mumbled something about "we're 16 and faster".... where upon my friend decided to thank them for stealing his friend's parking space where I took it upon myself to call them a$$holes and they retorted with the equally mature "we're 16 and you're 40". Ha. So this 40 year old who was actually born a decade or so later had a nice breakfast with his friends and family after writing down the girl's liscense plate number, which I will share with you all now: Grey Nissan XE Pickup Truck with Arizona Plate 039 BCG.