Things about me

I want to remain relatively anonymous on here for reasons I will not share. Although maybe I can share with you some things.

I like Doc Marten's but find cheaper shoes are just as comfy now.
I feel older than I am.
I think I am fat and that depresses me.
I keep old clothes trying convince myself I will wear them someday.
I talk to my mother almost every day.
I tend to procrastinate too much.
I am too social at work and need to get more done.
I love drinking coffee and have taken to having it for breakfast and lunch now.
I wish I could go to work earlier.
I don't know if I ever want another pet.
I like watching scary movies and get annoyed that I can't watch them at home.
I get bored with meals we make at home at night.
I am histrionic and react to people if I think they're wrong.
I always wanted to be an actor or musician, but I cannot sing and don't like my body.
I think I am hot from the neck up.
I wish I had perfect eye sight.
I wish I had more time to practice my bowling.
I think I'd love to have a desk job behind a computer for one year. I'd like to try it for a year.
I wish I could take my professor's brain and put it in my head, or automatically understand and remember every single thing I read.
I wish I was fluent in Portugese.
I wish I could move my work, everyone there, and my family to a rainier city.
I wish I had no spiders at work.
I wish I had a bigger house and someone to clean it.
I completely and utterly loathe Britney Spears and wish I could punch her in the face.
I have killed earthworms that almost escaped my grasp in muddy golf courses after the rain.
I hate Chabon's short stories, but I like his novels.
Douglas Coupland needs to write a novel I like. It's been too damn long.
I want to see an NFL football game.
I don't think I want to sky dive ever.
I want people to actually read my blog, and yes, sometimes I do have a big ego.
I wish I could learn Moveable Type, Adobe, and Macromedia beyond novice level.
I want to learn Spanish, hire some Mexican lady to live in my house, and pay her sub minimum wage.
I want to take my family to Australia.
I am a guy with good hair, but the gay dude who use to cut it sucks.