Welcome to the City of Corry, PA! NOT!

Never visit this city!

Do I sound bitter? Most of me still is most of the time. I wasted two years of my life with a woman from there. This is a small poe-dunk town in Northern Central Pennsylvania. I have been there twice. The first time I went with the girl, who I continue to call Pyscho-hose Beast, even to this day. The second time was with my father, hunting.

So the girl is really messed up. Her father-in-law thought I was gay because I didn't play football, and her mother had a very whiney voice. Her father hated me and her step mom didn't care. Her little brother probably got screwed up from her. And her other brother was a jerk.

Corry, PA is a small town where there are probably no more than a few thousand people. Everyone knows each other and most are related. The girl worked at the local grocery store for years. She dated the football player and lived a sheltered life. She had never seen a Star Wars or Superman movie. Her mother loved Mariah Carey, and she thought State College, PA was a huge city! The girl was a cheerleader and continued to act like it.

She was schizophrenic, and I spent nights awake running around the town looking for her after she would run out in the rain and snow.

She finally dumped me for the man she said she was not dating. She was always afraid of getting pregnant out of wedlock and moving to Pittsburgh--a city she hated. Then this guy got her pregnant and guess where they moved? Ha. She was married in a white wedding dress with a large pregnant belly, and her mother bought her furniture for her new home in Carnegie, PA for a wedding present.

The girl spent all this money and time getting a good degree at Penn State, but what does she do now? She stays at home and watches her kids.

I've talked to her twice this millennium. They were cordial. I am glad that is long over. I have always wanted to marry my highschool sweetheart, and I believe I did. I married the woman who saw me in high school and knew she would marry. I married the woman who helped save me from the girl one weekend. Thank, God.