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Thursday, January 27, 2005

Wear some clothes, girl!

So tell me, women. Why do you wear clothes that don't fit? If you know your gut's gonna hang out or your skirt's gonna ride up, why do you wear it? I saw a woman today who had on a tank top, and as she sat with her man, she continually pulled at her jacket to cover her bosom. I was at a restaurant Friday night and the waitress tugged at her shirt all night, pulling it down over her waist band. These girls wear short skirts and yank at them all day to make sure their hoohas aren't drooping out. Why why why? I need to have this discussion with my daughter. Oh boy. The whole belly thing went out when Britney got fat and Christina decided to show more than just that. Come on, people. Put on some clothes. Haven't you ever wondered what's under those layers that you cannot see? I am fugly naked, but I'd rather make you wonder than show you my jewels. (BTW: Why yes, I did have a venti caff just now...)

2 Comments:

At 10:13 PM, Caryn said...

Because it's a lot harder than you might think to find clothes tha fit correctly. Men get to choose pants by waist and inseem. Women do not. Men's dress shirts also come in more sizes than women's clothing. I'm 5'1 with curvy hips and ass and a small chest. It's really really hard to find clothes that fit well sometimes.

 
At 12:50 PM, Esther said...

I'm with C--although we don't share the same dimensions, every woman who's not a sample size has trouble finding cuts, colors, patterns, lengths, textures and fabrics that she wants all in one item of clothing. It's dreadful.

 

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