How much is that doggie in the dyke?

My brother took his dog for a walk today along the Sussequehanna River in Lock Haven. She's a relatively large breed, and she'd been cooped up in the small apartment he moved into last week. He decided to let her off the leash and she proceeded to run down to the river's edge. There she ran out onto the thin ice of the river. It immediately broke from her weight and she plunged into the icy water. Instictively he jumped in after her since she was swimming away from shore. He kept calling to her, but she was in shock from the water. He finally got her out of the river and headed home as quickly as possible only to realize that his keys were now missing in the bottom of the river. Hahaahahahahaahahaha!!!

Brother and dog are fine. He called his girlfriend who called JEEP with the VIN# to replace the key. His landlord gave him a new apartment key, too. Both brother and the dog are on the way to Pittsburgh for the weekend now.

I'll tell you. This only happens to people like him. Haahaahahaha.