WILL

In case the world does end, and my family survives, please understand a few things.

1. I have a WILL on my computer. The password is my childhood nickname.

2. If I go into an unexplicable comma, be patient. I will wake up in 21 years and save the world.

Yours truly.

PS. Do not forget, if I do die, the baby's name is Phoenix. Always. The ashes rising from the dust.